Sysadmin Rules
Rule #45
@kahun
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening Windows.
Rule #32
@kahun
- What makes you a good Sysadmin?
- Curiosity
Rule #27
@kahun
The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.
Voltaire
Rule #7
@kahun
A junior sysadmin is learning what to do, a non-senior sysadmin knows what to do, a senior sysadmin knows why
Jan Schaumann
Rule #19
@kahun
Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside?
Anonymous
Rule #12
@kahun
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Terry Pratchett
Rule #23
@kahun
Give someone a program, and you’ll frustate them for one day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustate them for a lifetime.
Anonymous