Sysadmin Rules

Rule #45

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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening Windows.

Rule #32

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- What makes you a good Sysadmin? - Curiosity

Rule #27

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The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing. Voltaire

Rule #7

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A junior sysadmin is learning what to do, a non-senior sysadmin knows what to do, a senior sysadmin knows why Jan Schaumann

Rule #19

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Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside? Anonymous

Rule #12

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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. Terry Pratchett

Rule #23

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Give someone a program, and you’ll frustate them for one day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustate them for a lifetime. Anonymous