

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening Windows.

- What makes you a good Sysadmin?
- Curiosity

The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.
Voltaire

A junior sysadmin is learning what to do, a non-senior sysadmin knows what to do, a senior sysadmin knows why
Jan Schaumann

Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside?
Anonymous

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Terry Pratchett

Give someone a program, and you’ll frustate them for one day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustate them for a lifetime.
Anonymous