Rule #45 @kahun 02:19 - 27 Nov 2015 Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening Windows.
Rule #27 @kahun 17:42 - 05 Jul 2013 The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing. Voltaire
Rule #7 @kahun 18:41 - 20 Sep 2012 A junior sysadmin is learning what to do, a non-senior sysadmin knows what to do, a senior sysadmin knows why Jan Schaumann
Rule #19 @kahun 09:30 - 08 Sep 2012 Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside? Anonymous
Rule #12 @kahun 10:41 - 05 Sep 2012 Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. Terry Pratchett
Rule #23 @kahun 18:16 - 03 Sep 2012 Give someone a program, and you’ll frustate them for one day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustate them for a lifetime. Anonymous