Rules

Rule #45

@kahun

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening Windows.

Rule #32

@kahun

- What makes you a good Sysadmin?

- Curiosity

Rule #27

@kahun

The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.

Voltaire

Rule #7

@kahun

A junior sysadmin is learning what to do, a non-senior sysadmin knows what to do, a senior sysadmin knows why

Jan Schaumann

Rule #19

@kahun

Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside?

Anonymous

Rule #12

@kahun

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Terry Pratchett

Rule #23

@kahun

Give someone a program, and you’ll frustate them for one day. Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustate them for a lifetime.

Anonymous